Billy "Wild Bill" Garretsen
Name: Billy Garretsen
Marital Status: Deadbeat dad (aka can't get none)
Instrument: My bone, artwork, funky fresh dance moves
Vehicle: Grandma-quis
Likes: Women who like having sex, Women who like having sex with me, Video games
Dislikes: Men who want to have sex with me
Currently Listening To: Pharcyde, Korn, Depeche Mode, Creed, Tool, Deftones, Godsmack
Currently Playing: Marvel vs. Capcom 2, Panzer Dragoon, and Space Channel 5, women
Real Job: Solo Hip Hop artist and Rave Crasher (in your eye Sure Mike!)