Billy.Billy "Wild Bill" Garretsen

Name:     Billy Garretsen

Marital Status:      Deadbeat dad (aka can't get none)

Instrument:    My bone, artwork, funky fresh dance moves

Vehicle:    Grandma-quis

Likes:    Women who like having sex, Women who like having sex with me, Video games

Dislikes:    Men who want to have sex with me

Currently Listening To:    Pharcyde, Korn, Depeche Mode, Creed, Tool, Deftones, Godsmack

Currently Playing:    Marvel vs. Capcom 2, Panzer Dragoon, and Space Channel 5, women

Real Job:  Solo Hip Hop artist and Rave Crasher (in your eye Sure Mike!)